there is no game...

https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

there, auf ein neues^^ ihr wisst ja was es war^^

https://codebeautify.org/incorrect-quotes-generator
denke mal das is auch eines, vlt hats ein paar andere quotes dabei^^

Ich finde, die sollten sich Mal zusammen treffen xD

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Arrow , to Nora : My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Nora , motioning to themself and Minerva: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Arrow: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Minerva: Okay
Nora: * gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Minerva, sadly: I thought...I was dumbass...

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Arrow: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Minerva : Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Arrow: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Nora, recording: This is so cute.

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Arrow: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Minerva : Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you.
Nora: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

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Arrow: Truth or dare?
Minerva: Dare
Arrow: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Minerva: Hey Brianna
Brianna, blushing: Yeah?
Minerva: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Nora

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Brianna: Where's Arrow?
Minerva: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Minerva, shouting: Nora sucks!
Arrow, distantly: Nora is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Minerva: Found them.

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Brianna: Minerva, I'm sad.
Minerva: * Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Arrow: Nora, I'm sad.
Nora, nodding: mood.

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Ich tu mir so schwer wieder damit aufzuhören xD

haha die sind aber echt gut xD Well vielleicht kann man ja mal ein play einrichten hehe

Oh well, ich hab die Textpassagen jetzt auch einfach mal kopiert, bin zu faul für Screenshots ^^"

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Arrow: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Nora: How can you still say that?
Arrow: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Arrow: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Xiao: It's not a joke.
Xiao: * sniffles *
Xiao: I'm a legit snack.

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*Arrow and Nora are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Arrow: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Nora, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Shin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Ryu: Neither.
Ryu: Because it's twelve.

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Ganyu: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Zephyra: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Inori: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Zabuza: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Machn wir auch mal paar quotes^^ Das zu kopieren ist echt besser als das hochladen dauernd, heh why did i never thought of that o-o

Arashi: Any idiot would know that.
Minerva: I knew that!
Arashi: See?

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Minerva: You're alive.
Arashi: There's no need to sound so disappointed

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Minerva: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Arashi: You mean you stabbed them?
Minerva: They ran into my knife.


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Arashi: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Minerva: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Nora, going over Ganyu's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Ganyu: Yes
Nora: Okay...may I know what you create?
Nora: Problems.

(bin nicht sicher, ob das letzte richtig ist, eig müsste dort vmtl Ganyu stehen xD aber kam so raus)

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Nora: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Arrow: Spiders?
Nora: Spiders it is then.
Arrow: No, that wasn't-
* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

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Zabuza: Can I bother you for a second?
Inori: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Hermos: *Screams*
Hinue: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Rin: Should we do something?!
Rave, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Ookazán: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Minerva: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Diluc isn't

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Kamui: Go to Hell
Mikaze, tearing up: I wish I could

Ich weiß nicht warum aber ich hab mich echt nicht eingekriegt xD

Yuliff: Arrow and I are having a baby.
Xiao: That's gre-
Yuliff, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Yuliff: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Xiao: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Arrow: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Xiao, learn to listen.
Numja: What if it bites itself and I die?
Hinue: That’s voodoo.
Rave: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Xiao: That’s correlation, not causation.
Numja: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Hinue: That’s kinky.
Yuliff: Oh my God.

Tut mir leid, aber ich muss das gerade einfach mal nur kommentieren xDD

Ich habe das Gefühl, hier wurden alle Irada zusammengeschmissen und es kam was sehr Lustiges dabei raus ='D
Vor allem sehr interessant, dass Yuliff und Arrow Xiao adoptieren... *lach*

Nora: You're right.
Ganyu: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?


Ganyu, going over Nora's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Nora: Yes
Ganyu: Okay... may I know what you create?
Nora: Problems.


Nora: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Ganyu: What did you do?
Nora: Nobody died.
Ganyu: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!


Nora, pointing: May I sit there?
Ganyu: That's my lap
Nora: That doesn't answer my question, Ganyu.


Vahn: We need a distraction.
Arrow: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Nora, whispering: My time has come


Vahn: Arrow, keep an eye on Nora today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Arrow: Sure, I’d love to see Nora get punched.
Vahn: Try again.
Arrow, sighing: I will stop Nora from getting punched.


Vahn, to Arrow: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Arrow, motioning to themself and Nora: No no no no no, TWO idiots!


Vahn: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Arrow: I'm a knife.
Nora, from across the room: He's the little spoon.


Vahn: HELP! I TOLD NORA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Arrow, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Ich mach das jetzt hier mal wieder das es auch nach oben kommt! xD und auch mal mit den ganzen Charas die sich am selben Ort befinden. Das erste passt einfach schon zu gut xD
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Arrow: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Arrow and Nora, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Tiffany: Our turn, Hinue! One, two, three- vanilla!
Hinue, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Arrow: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Tiffany: A doll.
Hinue: A cinnamon roll.
Nora: A sweetheart.
Arrow:
Arrow: ...stop it.
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Arrow: You have friends and I envy that.
Nora: You're welcome to share my friends.
Arrow: *looks at Hinue and Tiffany*
Arrow: I don't want those.
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die sind genial xDD

Hab auch noch n paar....

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Mochi Verkäuferin: Hey, Nora? Can I get some dating advice?
Nora: Just because I’m with Arrow doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Mochi Verkäuferin: I know you snuck out last night, Nora.
Arrow: Play dumb!
Nora: Who's Nora?
Arrow: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Mochi Verkäuferin: You have to apologize to Nora
Arrow: Fine.
Arrow: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Mochi Verkäuferin: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Nora?
Nora: … No.
Arrow: I do!
Mochi Verkäuferin: I know, Arrow.
Arrow: I’m sad!
Mochi Verkäuferin: I know, Arrow.



Letzteres wäre mit Arrow und Nora Tausch ideal xD

Oh well xDD

Arrow: Am I going too far?
Nora: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Arrow: So are we flirting right now?
Nora: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Arrow: That doesn’t answer my question

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Ookazán: Change is inedible.
Kamui: Don't you mean inevitable?
Ookazán, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Ookazán: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Kamui: Oh, you’ve been?
Ookazán: Once. In Monopoly.

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Touché, Ryu:

Shin: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Ryu: I do have a sense of humor you know
Shin: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Ryu: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Shin: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Ryu: I think you mean cards.
Shin, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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So Inori:

Zabuza, tending to Inori's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Inori: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Zabuza: A theif.
Inori: Thief?
Zabuza: Theif.
Inori: I before E, except after C.
Zabuza: Thceif.
Zabuza: No.

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Minerva: Here's some advice
Ookazán: I didn't ask for any
Minerva: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Könnte schon passieren:

Minerva: So what’s for dinner?
Ookazán, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Frischen wir mal das hier wieder auf hehe
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Ookazán: Is something burning?
Minerva: Just my love for you.
Ookazán: Minerva, the toaster is on fire.
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Ookazán, going over Minerva's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Minerva: Yes
Ookazán: Okay...may I know what you create?
Ookazán: Problems.
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Arrow: WHY. why did you give Minerva a KNIFE?!
Nora: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Arrow: Now I feel unsafe!
Nora: I’m sorry.
Nora: ... would you like a knife?
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Arrow: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Nora: You’re a hazard to society
Minerva: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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ach haben sich bestimmt paar wiederholt aber ich hatte irgendwie lust ein paar zu machen hehe xD

Oooh, ich will auch mal wieder! Hab neulich schon kurz dran gedacht und es dann vergessen xD

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Arrow: Damn, Nora, are you secretly cool?
Nora: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Arrow: I do not.

Ookazán: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Minerva: Spiders?
Ookazán: Spiders it is then.
Minerva: No, that wasn't-
* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

Inori: Christmas is cancelled.
Rin: You can't cancel a holiday.
Inori: Keep it up, Rin, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Rin: What does that mean?
Inori: Zabuza, take New Year's away from Rin.

Shin: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Ryu: Oh, I'm always running
Ryu: The question is from what

Mikaze: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Kamui: It's not a joke.
Kamui: * sniffles *